Friday, June 22, 2007
Castlepalooza
http://castle.ad-g.tv/osaka/egindex.htm
You're looking for the Quicktime VR tour. Most of these views are just 360 panoramic ('just?') but on some of them you can look all the way up to the sky and all the way down to the ground. It's like you are actually there, except even better because your pesky feet don't get in the way of your view of the ground. Levitating eyeballs are us. These views are just for Osaka-jou, too. Check out the "Castle Select" feature at the top right. Woot. All the Japanese castle you've ever wanted and then some.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
RHCP Concert / Things I would bring to America

This is the outside of the Tokyo Dome, where the concert was. This is really the premiere concert venue in Tokyo, and therefore pretty much all of Japan. It is home to the baseball team with the largest following in the entire J-league, the Yomiura Giants, and baseball is pretty much the national pastime (pasttime? pass-time? whatever) of Japan, so it's a pretty big place. The concert was sold out. Many people were there.
This is Trent and his girlfriend Yuri, who I went with. We did not buy our tickets at the same time, so while we drove to the concert together, we had to split up. I sat alone, but it was cool because I kind of struck up conversations with the people sitting on either side of me. They were pretty fun. When they played Californication, the guy on my left TOTALLY called what song they were going to play ten seconds before they started. Either he's a good guesser, or he's been to concerts of theirs before and they always do a subdued guitar duet improv bit before Californication. Or he's psychic, I guess that's a third possibility.
Me and Trent. One thing about Trent is that he can never just smile for a photo, he always has to pose and ham it up. He was not actually wearing his cap sideways the whole evening, thank goodness. He's a great guy, though.
This is a photo I took when the band first took the stage. It's kind of an artistic tribute to the degree to which my camera sucks. The blur on the left is Flea Balzary, the bass player, the center is Chad Smith at his drum set, and the one on the right is John Frusciante, lead guitar. Anthony Kiedis, the singer, had not actually taken the stage at this point. The reason I did not take a photo when he took the stage was that I didn't see ANYONE else with a camera out - I thought it might be a faux pas at a concert. However, Trent and Yuri were in the stands, and they said they could see about 300 cameras out at any one time. If I had known that, I wouldn't have been as embarrassed. Oh, well.
The concert itself was amazing. The band was on stage for about an hour and 45 minutes, and I heard from the news that they played 17 songs, but I lost count. I wonder if that figure takes the solos and improv bits into account - probably not. I've never seen guitar work like John Frusciante's before, it was amazing. The guy's a real virtuoso. I just checked it out, and he made #18 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 100 greatest guitar players of all time. It's well deserved, in my opinion. Both in the hard, distorted, heavy pieces and in the soft, subdued, mellow pieces, the entire band was great. The solos and improvization was as great as the actual songs, too, in my opinion. Chad Smith did a 5 minute drum solo at one point that blew everyone away. Toward the end of the concert, the bass player came out and did a trumpet solo, that was a little surprising. They played all their biggies - some of the notables were "By the Way," "Scar Tissue," "White as Snow," "Charlie," "Stadium Arcadium," "Californication," and "Otherside." They didn't do "Road Trippin'" or "The Zephyr Song" or several others that I missed, but they've just got too many great songs to hit them all I guess. The encores were "Under the Bridge" and "Give it Away," and everyone went nuts for those. Everyone was kind of jumping around and dancing, but the crowd was slightly more subdued than I think it would be in America. This is Japan, I guess a few more reservations are to be expected. I was certainly doing my share of jumping around - I bought a poster before the show, and I had to stick it under my seat during the show so that stuck out between my legs. By the end of the concert, the end that protruded was smashed flat from multiple stompings. I may display the poster with the wrinkles intact, as a reminder of how much I enjoyed the show. I was a bit surprised how many of the songs the whole crowd went nuts for - I guess RHCP is really popular in Japan. There were even a few songs that I didn't even know, that most of the crowd cheered for. Huh. In "Under the Bridge," of course everyone brought out their lighters, but this is Japan, so the people without lighters brought out their cell phones. The result was a really cool multicolored effect when you looked around the darkened stadium, and I got a video of it on my cell phone. All in all, the concert was very memorable.
So, I got a shirt at the concert, and it's real evidence that this concert was the first on the tour.
I made the suggestion to Trent and Yuri that since we made the first show, we should try to make the rest of them, too. Just follow them around the world. They laughed. At that point, I was pseudo-serious. ^_^ It would have been awesome to catch the show in Osaka.
Random thought: In this bloody country they call a cold-cut a hamburger, a hamburger a steak, and steaks are nonexistent.
So, lately I've been thinking about everyday things that are cool in Japan that it would not be too difficult to bring home to America if people would come to their senses. I've compiled the following list. This is not everything, but it's a pretty good cross-section. It's not in any particular order.
1) Onsen
Japanese public baths are great. Yes, everyone is naked, but no one feels particularly self-conscious because, hey, EVERYONE's naked. You take a shower first thing, and then you just take as much time as you like lying in giant hot pools, outdoor hot tubs, pools contoured to fit your reclining body, saunas, cold baths, the works. It's a pretty good way to spend a cold afternoon, or heck a warm afternoon too. Good times.
2) Warmlet
Dial-controlled heated toilet seat. I've got one in my apartment. You only have to spend about 2 weeks with one before it becomes indispensible. Great every day, fantastic on cold days. Simple, economical, wonderful.
3) Curry/Indian restaurants
Curry is really big in Japan, and I have to admit it's grown on me. Really good Indian food restaurants are pretty common around here. Good lamb curry with good hot nan bread is something that I'm going to miss when I go home. Even the school lunch curry is a favorite of mine. From the supermarket, I frequently get packs of curry that you heat up and serve with rice. Not restraunt-quality, but not bad. Better if you sautee some pork, green pepper, and onion, and mix it in.
4) Kaiten-zushi
Big family sushi restaurants built around giant conveyor belts. The conveyor belts have sushi on them, and everything's about the same price. You just reach out and take whatever looks good. You can also order specific things directly from the kitchen if you don't see what you want. At the end of the meal, they just come and count how many empty plates you've piled up, and multiply that by 100 yen to get your bill. It's great.
5) Rice cookers
This is my rice cooker, and it sees pretty frequent use. You just put uncooked rice and water in that removable metal bowl, close the lid, and push a button. 15 to 20 minutes later, you get perfect rice. You don't need to program how long to cook it, it monitors it for you. You don't need to pour any water off afterward, it steams any excess water off. It's just a bowl full of great rice. Only thing is, they're pretty expensive. I didn't buy mine, but I guess it would go for about 75 dollars. I've seen them for as much as 400 dollars. I don't know what you'd put in a rice cooker to make it worth 400 dollars - for that price, it'd better inject the rice with antidepressants or something.
6) Kotatsu
This is a photo of my computer set-up. The table it's on is called a kotatsu. There is an electric space-heater screwed to the underside of the table, and when you stick your legs under the blanket, it's all warm. It's great in winter. It's a staple of life to Japanese families - in winter, the kotatsu is the center of the home. Everyone will sit at the kotatsu to eat, watch TV, converse, and what have you.
7) CD rentals
In Japanese rental stores, in addition to being able to rent DVD's and video games, you can rent CD's. They're cheaper than DVD's, and you usually rent them for a week at a time. That's a great idea in my opinion, it lets you hear good music for a fraction of the cost. Only problem is, there's nothing to prevent people from ripping the music to their computer. Those dirty, dirty software pirates.
(embarrassed hypocritical silence)
8) Nashi
Japanese pears are great. You can only get them in summer, but it's worth the wait. The texture is somewhere between an apple and a pear, and they're sweet and juicy and have a flavor that's not quite like anything I've ever tasted. Kind of apple-y, kind of pear-ish, kind of melon-y. Good stuff. I've never seen one in America.
9) Meiji Pizza / Frozen Gyoza
Meiji frozen pizza is really good. The best frozen pizza in America is Stouffer's french bread, and this is not as filling as that, but it tastes better if you prepare it right. Gyoza is the fried dumplings you can get at some chinese places, and Ajinomoto does a mean frozen version.
10) Drink bar
At most family restaurants, you can get drink bar. It's a big bar with all different kind of drinks, including hot coffee, iced coffee, all kinds of flavored teas, sodas, hot cocoa, frozen beverages, etc. You can go up as many times as you like, and get whatever drinks you like. In a country where drinks are small and refills are usually not free, this is like heaven to me.
11) Flavored Kit-Kat
Every two months or so, Kit-Kat will come out with a new seasonal flavor, in addition to the typical chocolate. It's something extra to look forward to. I've been hoarding them to share with my family when they come. We're gonna have a Kit-Kat party, it'll be great. Clockwise from top, they are a bag of lemon fun-size bars, green tea, peach & sakura, bitter baking chocolate, brandy & orange, and dark chocolate. I missed white chocolate, it went away before I realized it was special, and that saddens me.
Well, I've been blogging for about 3.5 hours, so I'll call that a post. Happy father's day, Dad! Take care, everyone.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Komochi-Matsuri with Araki-sensei
Friday, May 04, 2007
Thoughts on Japan (AKA Wall of text)
To begin with, yesterday I went to a pool with a friend of mine and her kids. The pool was called the "Carribean Beach," and I have to say it was done up pretty well. It was centered around a good-sized wave pool, with beach chairs all around it. The whole place was heated to a balmy temperature, and I really felt comfortable in my swimsuit. There were murals on just about every wall and even the ceiling depicting scenes of the Caribbean, with cruise ships, blue skies, ocean waves, tourists, ocean-front houses and hotels, flags of the local countries, etc, etc. There was a lazy river, some water slides, and even a Tiki bar selling non-alcoholic frozen beverages. So, all in all, it was pretty nice for Gunma in early May, when it was still below 75 outside (that's Fahrenhiet). The most noteworthy thing about the day, though, and the thing I would like to draw your attention to, was the body boarding, and the body boarders. Later in the evening, the pool started kicking up some serious waves, and you could rent a body board from the stand and start shredding. I found it interesting that there were a few people that looked like regulars, who came in wetsuits and proceeded to shred as if the waves had personally offended them. These guys displayed some genuine skills, and did some things that I've never seen done on a body board. However, I suspect that they only have this talent in this forum because this is the only forum they know. I don't think that they would be able to stand on a body board with such dexterity if they had ever made the transition to a surfboard. I suspect that thes guys from Gunma, a very land-locked prefecture (in the middle, I might add, of an island nation), have taken up an impractical hobby, and pushed it to extremes that would not be seen in people that actually live near the ocean. This is a phenomenon that I have seen a few times in Japan. For another example, there are the gun collectors. These people publish magazines, have miniature target ranges, and purchase guns at really unreasonable prices. Now, this is in a country where CIVILIANS CANNOT HAVE GUNS. It's against the law. All these guns are replicas, which fire plastic and/or foam pellets. I don't know if they're pump action or spring-loaded or what, I've never fired one. But they're really expensive. An utterly impractical hobby taken to otaku-ish extremes.
On another topic entirely, I would like to discuss the medicine in Japan. The main thing is, it's really weak. I think the Japanese take it as a source of pride that it doesn't need to be really strong, i.e. the Japanese body is tough enough to heal most maladies on its own. I don't know if this is true, or if it's largely hogwash, as I suspect. However, the fact of the matter is that it's tough to find strong medicine and painkillers here, let alone strong over-the-counter medicine and painkillers. I had some Nyquil and Dayquil shipped over from the States, and it came in handy. I'm able to get Bufferin, but that's the only brand I'm really aware of. There are still large elements of Chinese medicine here, acupuncture and herbal and animal remedies and so on, and also preventitive medicine in addition to curative medicine. There's these powders and little brown bottles of elixir-ish stuff you can buy, and they're really popular. You wrap the powders in these little rice paper discs and swallow them. Personally, I'm a fan of pill form. Another thing I find interesting is that despite the inefficiency of their medicines, it's impressive to be a pharmacist. There is even a comic that I have seen about the adventures of a young woman who makes medicines in the Edo period, something which I seriously doubt would be popular in America. Their doctors are some of the best-trained in the world, and I've heard it said from an American EMT who did a study that Japanese EMT's are trained more thoroughly than American EMT's. However, he also said that since the Japanese method offers little real field experience, and tries to control every element, that American EMT's end up with more ability to think on their feet and make judgement calls. So Japanese are better trained, but have fewer opportunities to use what they have learned, which hurts in the long run. Anyway. I think I'll stick with my knock-your-butt-out western medicine, thanks. For now, though, I'll just rely on Bufferin. Cures what ails ya. I've come up with a nifty little ad line for it, though: "Sufferin? Bufferin!" Tell me you guys wouldn't buy some Bufferin if you saw that on TV.
I've largely been basing my opinions of the Japanese mentality from what I see in the teachers at the schools, and also my few Japanese friends. Of course this would be the case. I've largely lacked contact with what I hear as the competetive and slightly ruthless Japanese big business culture. I'd like to experience it a little, but I get the feeling that it's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. For a little glimpse of this, I'd like to refer you to a book by Michael Crichton called Rising Sun. It was written in the early 90's, just at the end of the Japanese bubble economy, so it definitely casts a shadow on the ruthlessness and cunning of big business practices. It exaggerates a lot, but many of the practices it gets right on the money. It's a pretty insightful book, even if you have to take it with a grain of salt. I enjoyed it.
So many Japanese (at least, in Shibukawa - I can't really speak for Tokyo and that) have cell phones, computers, TVs and fancy cars, but still do without clothes dryers, dishwashers, and central A/C. I really can't fathom a reason for this. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I'd trade my computer for a dishwasher, but a dishwasher is something that makes life a whole lot easier if you can afford it. I think most Japanese can afford it, too. I really don't understand. Maybe it's the whole self-imposed discipline thing. Eh. Laziness is the mother of invention.
There is a LOT of Engrish in Japan. It's really not worth it to detail specific cases, since it's just prolific. I think the entire nation just has it in mind that if they put something that they can't read on a T-shirt, it makes it cooler. I guess I kinda had the same thing going with Japanese and Cajun-french music for a while there, but I didn't plaster it all over my body. And it's really not even good. Well, maybe I'll detail a few cases. On a T-shirt: "A few dew fall petals begin the red scene: pretty cutie" On a billboard advertising nature gear: "Lets enjoy woody life." Even in the rare cases where it is correct English, it still ends up stilted and weird. For example, on the tire cover on the back of a Jeep: "Hiking through the wilderness brings me closer to nature." See? Totally correct sentence, nothing wrong with it at all, but still odd. I guess you should just never refer to yourself in the first person in taglines. Anyway. Strange. The kids at Toyoaki elementary school love it when I read their nonsensical shirts to them, they think it's funny that I know what it means, and I think it's funny because it's always so awful. Some of the brand names are strangely familiar, too: American Eagle, Old Navy, New Balance, Puma, etc.
Well, I'm frankly tired, and I'll call that a post. More of my views coming soon. One more thing, though. Yesterday I went to Nikko and saw the huge temple/mausoleum where the ashes of Tokugawa Ieyasu are enshrined. Here's me with the big dog himself.
Best wishes from Caffery-san and Tokugawa-sama.
Monday, April 23, 2007
Ummmmm... yeah.
Well, maybe some weird stuff right now to tide you over.
This is what all the sakura blossoms looked like on the baseball field of Kanashima when all the surrounding trees were shedding their petals in the rain, with very little wind to disturb it.
Some blank DVDs I saw at the tech store lately. Love the brand name.
My neighbor's car beside mine. Don't know what the make is, but it's an Alfa. Now, a quick snip in MS Paint, and it becomes:
Now that's what I call a green machine. The Japanese take this hybrid stuff seriously.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Re: Virginia Tech
On the other hand, though, South Koreans should have nothing to fear. Nor should they be ashamed. This was obviously an isolated case, and every country has its share of nutcases. I'm suspicious of loner sociopaths, not South Koreans.
Them's my two cents.